Shit satchel

The largest and dirtiest of ass clams.

Her shit satchel was so ripe that I could hardly breathe when I dropped those panties.

by Shitsatchel August 26, 2017

slatchel

Slatchel is the ultimate phrase.It has an endless amount of meanings.Often used by the citizens of Batavia, Il.

"Lets go slatchel some slatchel fuel."
"Eww I got slatchel all over my hand."
"Look how slatcheled that guys is!"

by Grandpa December 7, 2003

poop satchel

A device use to harness/ensnare poop or fecal particles for future use.

"Dude, I just totally caught your fart in my brand-new Poop satchel. I'm saving it for later to give to my mom"

by Dustin Fucking Jones November 26, 2007

Nad Satchell

Scrotum, the sack which contains male testes.

The "Nad Satchell" contains one's "Nadgers"

by Rebecca Wilmot February 28, 2008

Wank-Satchel

Its meaning derrives from a bag used to store cum or a whore for same purpose.

1. An offensive term used to describe someone, something or a situation...

2. A bantersaurus way in which to describe a scrotum

(The phrase can also be reversed to "satchel of wank", or shortened to just "satchel" or "satch", maybe even satchy)

Barry: Mrs Stewart is a massive wank-satchel, i hope she dies!

or

Leopold: *drops something*
"you massive satchel of wank! It is NOT my day today!"

or

Hannah: stop being such a wank satchel and make me a coffee!

or

Henry: I have had the most satchy fucking week evaaarrr!

or

Emma: That guy last night was a total satch, he practically raped me! Lucky i was sobe as a judge...

by Prof Wank-Satchel and Doc Mans June 4, 2010

Ball Satchel

In the same family as Banana Hammock. A word describing the actual functionality of men's underwear in general. Garments can range from the Banana Hammonck to tighty whities to boxers and boxer briefs.

Uhhh....all right...who left thier nasty ball satchels all over the bathroom?!?

by Andrizzle Obizzle June 11, 2006

Tazmanian Snatchel butt bomb

When a women snatchel chrages out of her anus and hits a tazmanian devil, then the tazmanian devil proceeds to do your mom.

I pulled a Tazmanian snatchel butt bomb on your sister last night!

by Steamerboat willie! December 13, 2009