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Superman-Donkeypunch

When fucking a chick in the ass, you nock her unconcious with a blow to the back of the head (donkeypunch) and pull out and come on her back and throw the sheats over her (superman) so they are "comeglued" to her back when she wakes up.
She wouldent stop moaning so i had to Superman-Donkeypunch that bitch
by Lunifer CuntBasketMcSlopHole October 19, 2010
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superman that hoe

Beating a girl from behind and then busting jizz all over her back... then when she lies down on the sheets the sheets will stick on to her back - superman style
Tyrone: im bout to superman that hoe tonight
Jamal: nigga, you done gone ruined your sheets then
Tyrone: its worth it when i see her get up with a sheet cape on her back.
by PatrickHarder January 2, 2009
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Spermante

a type of fizzy jizz/cum (sperm) that's exactly like Asti Spumante wine i.e. white, bubbly and very sticky
I'd been out dancing, when I got home I gave my bird a good seeing to with the old one eyed trouser snake and my knob exploded with a torrent of spermante!
by Flange the Inquisitor November 13, 2005
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Superfan

someone who is dedicated to something even much more so than a hardcore fan If it is a musician that is a different gender than the fan, they will open the window whenever the musician/band's music plays because they think the musician/band member is hot. If it's an actor or actress, then they will own every movie or television show the actor/actress stars in and watch every episode or movie the day it comes out. If it's an athlete, then the definitions that have defined superfan will apply. If it's a politician or radio personality, then they will listen to said politician/radio personality's shows every day.
Brad: "I don't understand why Karen opens the window whenever Nickelback's songs come on the radio. They're not as great as she says they are. She does it in the middle of winter, and I had to tell her to close it because I was cold".

Jason: "Karen's a superfan, Brad. She thinks Chad Kroeger, the singer, is hot, although I've heard nothing but negativity about him".

Brad: "She's not a teenybopper, is she?"

Jason: "No, she likes their music, too".
by chad'srockergrrrll December 19, 2012
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Superfan

A hardcore fan, seen at sporting events, most often football games.

You will know a superfan by the their clothes, which are:
-Running shoes or small skate shoes such as vans
-Long socks (often striped or brightly colored)
-Short shorts or booty shorts in the team colors

-A fanny pack, in which to carry their wallet and cell phone
-Tanktop or even shirtless
-Plastic beads in their teams color
-Eye black
-Raybands sunglasses
-Headband/sweatband
-Vuvuzelas, fox 40/rape whistles, airhorns, and thundersticks
-Possibly covered head to toe in body paint, with their favorite players/friends number painted all over them

Superfans are extreamly annoying to sit next to, unless your a superfan yourself. They will not shit down or shut up at any point in the game, even if their team is loosing, they are recognized as the best fan a team can have.
Taylor: "Geez! Danny and Nathan wont stop blowing their vuvuzelas and stomping around the bleachers yelling!"

Sarah: "Oh, theres nothing we can do about that, they're 'superfans.' They wont be totally quite until a few hours after the game is over."
by EmmureIsTheBestBandEver November 29, 2010
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Superman That Bro

When you pretend to swallow a load of jizz, then wait till your man is asleepin' and spit it on his back. Attach sheet and away dat fucker goes........!!!!
Dude, last night was great. He jizzed in my mouth and I saved that shit so I could superman that bro.. Haha sucks bitch.
by campus laney jones March 20, 2009
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Thank Superman

Words to be said in place of Thank God when things go right.

An exclamation of thanks to an imaginary being, similar to "Thank God!"
"Thank Superman I passed my exams!"

"What a week! Thank Superman it's FRIDAY!"

"Thank Superman I found my passport before it was time to fly!"
by Miss WithAnE August 25, 2010
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