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Suicide

The act of getting out of life when it’s shit. ( they are not a coward tho they just need to get out of life for some reason)
She couldn’t take the bullying anymore and committed suicide.

Gossip girl:My classmate committed suicide what a weak bitch
Person with an actual heart:
Hey this is why she did it because of you, you have blood on your hands

( IN NO WAY AM I PROMOTING SUICIDE)
by Thatgirl05 October 3, 2019
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suicided

When someone had too much information & gets murdered but the killer makes it appear to be a suicide.
Mike was found dead hung in his home after he was going to talk about what he knew.
Looks like he got Suicided.
by LunchtimeImam August 6, 2018
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suicide beard

(n.) - Thick, usually ungroomed facial hair grown by an individual when he has ceased to care about life or the consequences of his actions. Suicide beards represent an outward gesture of inner anguish and usually follow traumatic, life-changing events, such as winning the popular vote in a Presidential election, but losing in the electoral college, or witnessing one's beloved dog punted off a bridge by a rogue motorcyclist and subsequently losing one's job as a network news anchor.
Ron Burgundy grows a sweet suicide beard and wanders the streets of San Diego drinking warm milk from a carton.
by Super-Extra August 6, 2007
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Suicide

Liberation.

Usually happens when people treat you like absolute shit for far too long and when you can’t take it anymore.
Homophobe: “Dude, what?! You should kill yourself, faggot. You have no game. No one likes you... and you confuse straight men for gay men all because they’re staring at you and blushing when they get caught looking at you.”
Gay man: *shoots himself in the head after hearing this word/insult for the 100,000th time in his life — he’s only been alive for 8,979 days. He’s tired.*

Other options: overdosing (can be painful), cutting oneself too death (will be extremely painful), jumping off a skyscraper/bridge (will be very frightening and you can potentially regret the decision on the way down, but that might not be the truth considering how much pain is in this world), hanging oneself (it hurts a lot for a few seconds, but you’ll lose consciousness for a few minutes after your neck snaps), driving a car off of a cliff/into a lake/hard ground or smashing it into a wall (it could potentially leave you paralysed for the rest of your life and might make it harder for you to commit suicide), euthanasia (painless; illegal in most of the United States), gunshot wound to the head (probably the most painless and gruesome to leave behind for the abusers that pushed you to that point... they’ll probably just laugh at your corpse in the same way they laughed at you during their sadistic/selfish/hedonistic pursuits).
by Patricia Jenkins September 24, 2018
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suicide drive

A dangerous or eventful excursion to a far distance with or without friends.
"Hey man, are you up for a suicide drive?"

"Sure, just let me pack."
by mancat September 12, 2016
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Suicide Prevention Month

September is suicide prevention month. Make sure to reach out to your friends, family and loved ones and make sure they are okay and are doing good! If they aren’t, validate their feelings and see if there is any way to help. Also, don’t forget to also take care of yourself and your own mental health time month. :D
Person 1: Hey, it’s suicide prevention month!
Person 2: That’s nice to know, I must reach out to my sister and see how she’s doing.

Person 1: Me too!
by spaghettini tagliatelle September 2, 2021
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Semester Suicide

Semester Suicide is taking a course load that will kill your social life and your happiness.
You're taking Organic Chem and Cal 2! That's semester suicide.
by The Chicken 2010 August 24, 2010
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