Q: Hey, did you watch the debate on TV last night?
A: Yea, it was shameful, Greg was acting like a complete stooge the whole time!
A: Yea, it was shameful, Greg was acting like a complete stooge the whole time!
by Danvi December 3, 2023

One who acts foolish all the time! Plays the victim! Pretends to be dumb! Always falling ! Just slow upstairs
by Amy Jae September 12, 2023

Referring to the act of ejaculating in both eyes of a sexual partner during any form of intercourse.
“Bro, she was beating my meat and I straight stooge splooged her!!”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
“Dude, what happened?”
“I don’t know, but I think she wears glasses now.”
by velocite3 July 4, 2020

Adj. When one is quite silly and sarcastic, usually at the expense of themselves but will occasionally include others in order to diminish huge egos.
Guy: Actually, research has proven my point.
Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!
Guy: Lol you're too stooged.
Girl with sarcastic tone: I can't even with how smart you are. How are you even single? Brains and looks? You're basically a five course meal!
Guy: Lol you're too stooged.
by RetardoNumbahWun January 31, 2021

The Phenomenon of taking one hit of Marijuana, holding it in, and taking Two additional hits before exhaling. Equaling Three hits in the lungs at once. Three Stooges
by PhiladelphiaGuy215 August 2, 2020

Hello stooge, I'm talking to you!
by St8up February 23, 2020
