soapy gecko

When A male and female are in the shower,
Male soaps up the female and Positions her tits first towards the wet tiles/wall and then inserts his junk into her cushioned behind and laughing as she attempts to make traction and scale the slippery surface like a Gecko

I was in the shower with the misses and convinced her i was being all lovey dovie as i lathered her up with soap, much to her shock i inserted my spitting dragon up her dirt trail was in hysterics as she attempted to scale the bathroom wall, I Gave her the Soapy Gecko Again!

by PR35TY November 17, 2011

soapy tit wank

lux or imperial leather work best-plenty of lather and then you add some cream

she lathered the leather then I creamed it off

by Steve t January 8, 2004

soapy pokey bum wank

A crude Scottish expression for a sex act involving an individual (more commonly a male) either receiving a finger in their anus during foreplay or alternatively as an form of masturbation, with the crucial addition of bubbles. It is commonly referred to as simply a 'soapy pokey'

'Aye, got my first soapy pokey bum wank the other night.'

'Gies a soapy pokey!' (humorous)

by smokingrabbi October 16, 2009

soapy the hand puppet

To masturbate in the shower.

He was playin' with Soapy the Hand Puppet last night.

by cementshoes November 18, 2006

soapy dick syndrome

a state of depression stemming from a crappy job or lack of one, no significant other, and general lack of self esteem earmarked by copious amounts of shower masturbation.

Guy1: My life sucks, the only highlight of my day is blowing a load in the shower.
Guy2: Sounds like a case of soapy dick syndrome. Better get Dr. Prostitute to take a look at that. Sorry man...

by HordesOfBears January 29, 2015

stoopy

1. adj. ridiculously drunk
2. adj. stupid or ignorant

Alternative form: $+00py

1. "We iz gonna get so stoopy tonight!"
2. "Dat bitch iz so stoopy!"

by Lets get $+00py October 26, 2010

Soapy

Someone or something that doesn’t wash or is very dirty.

Thomas always has B.O. he’s proper soapy.

by Minky19 November 11, 2018