Stuck Fucked

To have sex in one place in only one position. As to not make noise that might disturbe others.( perfect for teenage guys who want to get a quick nut off without really doing any work, or who are worried about her/his mom or dad hearing, possibly causing them to split up)

Dude did you smash that? hell yeah I stuck fucked that bitch.

by The king of Obscene August 24, 2010

Stuck in Gum

This works best on a very hot day when the balls are hanging real low. While sitting down and wearing shorts, pull out your sack and pin it to the seat with your thumb. The stand up until the slack on your ball bag is taunt. This is when you say out loud, "hey look, I'm stuck in gum" fooling everyone into thinking that you sat in gum. It usually takes people a few seconds of staring at your bag until they realize what it is.

Instead of the predictable Hanging Brain trick, I mixed it up by doing a "Sat in Gum" trick at the bar last night.

by Jason K April 10, 2003

stuck with me

an awesome green day song that is true punk in the way it sounds; the song is about a guy and a rich girl; the rich girl puts him down because he doesnt conform with her elite society (since punk is all about individuality)

Cast out,
Buried in a hole,
Struck down,
Forcing me to fall,
Destroyed,
Giving up the fight,
Well I know I'm not all right

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

I'm stuck

A term used to describe being heavily under the influence of pot.

What a party last night. I smoked so much I could not drive. I had to call a friend and tell him I'm stuck.

by The Statue January 20, 2021

Fuck-Stuck

Describes a period of time in which one is perpetually not getting fucked. Similar to a dry spell. Could also imply an individual getting repeatedly cock-blocked in a short period of time.

Ex. 1 - "Hey dude, so how's it going with Whatshername?
"Shit man. I'm totally fuck-stuck."

Ex. 2 - "That party last night was balls, man. I got cock-blocked 4 times in a row! Every goddamn chick I talked to man!"
"Haha, totally fuck-stuck!"

by Jabourasaurus April 10, 2009

stuck key

A derogatory term describing some one who doesn't have their thoughts together. Term may have originated from the first users of electric typewriters, computer jargon.

Old man Johnny has a stuck key and is a half bubble off when he starts talking nonsense and repeating himself like that.

I just can't seem to keep my ducks in a rowwwwwww anymore.

by Mt^Top March 22, 2011

stuck mode

When you're too high/fucked up to move

I smoked 10 blunts and was on stuck mode

by takaflocka666 May 19, 2014