nut squeezer

n. someone or something that constantly fucks people over or causes them trouble.

n. a troubling situation.

v. to fuck someone over (Technically called "to nut squeeze". Past tense "nut squeezed" )

1) "Jordan is a nut squeezer!"

2) "Man, I have a 5 page essay to write by next period, this is a real nut squeezer."

3) "Jordan really nut squeezed me last night when he told the cops where I live."

by Jim Domeyer September 24, 2007

lemon squeezer

when you take the sweat from your balsac and flick it onto someones face, thus a lemon squeezer

after an intense workout, i lemon-squeezed pedro

by wonderbread January 21, 2005

bean squeezer

a slang term for a mexican

Look at those bean squeezers packed into that van sneaking over the border!

by Kool-aide maine May 29, 2009

cock squeezer

A jerk off, asshole, dipshit or otherwise stupid motherfucker.

Listen you fucking cock squeezer pay your fucking rent.

by TAU-rico May 08, 2003

nipple squeezer

When you squeeze a womans nipple then milk comes out and it squirts in your eye.

"Yo Maria what the hell did I tell you about getting nipple squeezed by this guy, he'll hurt ya."

by John Lush March 10, 2003

Baby Squeezer

A females nether regions, Vagina.

“Rose was really pissing me off so I kicked her straight up the baby Squeezer”

by MrInKredible October 27, 2022

Fart squeezer

Somebody who forces their farts out

“Caitlin is such a fart squeezer”

by xem2003x June 22, 2020