squashment

to do away with or put an end to.

Rubicon_Cube: "My friend, in the struggle for revolution and the squashment of racism, there will not be..."

Jaxmeov: "'Squashment?' Is that even a word?!? And to think I almost missed that one today! Don't be surprised to see this one featured on urbandictionary.com really soon. No worries though, Cuber, I will try to give you the proper credit...I may be a lot of things, but a plagiarist is not one of them."

by Jaxmeov September 19, 2009

squash hobbler

when a guy is in a tent with a few of his mates and wants a wank and to get out he tramples everyones nuts. whilst standing at the camp fire the guy looks over his shoulder to see his mates hobble out of the tent in disgust, hence resembling a 'squash hobbler'.

i have a stiffy, how am i going to squash hobbler my way out of this one?

by fecal mathers August 6, 2011

Squash Pit

In a concert or gig, the area in a crowd towards the front barrier where the crowd is too packed together to move. The area in front on the zone where mosh pits occur

That gig last night was amazing, its a shame we were stuck in the squash pit though

by yosoapbox September 1, 2011

Squashin'

An addiction to the vegetable squash and / or its delicious seeds. Squashin' involves eating so much squash that ones' lips begin to blister and peel. Once referred to as a gateway produce, its apparent that squash is clearly now on the level of other produstimulants such as kiwi and cherry tomatoes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that Scott has been acting a bit weird lately, but has never looked so fit?"
"Yeah, that nigga be squashin' like every night. Maybe it's time for an intervention."

by StrangerThanFigChin January 17, 2018

squashed onion

A supreme being, typically a roadman who is claimed to be legendary. It is said that dodgerlynch is the only true squashed onion and if you call anyone a squashed onion they are probably an alpha male with high supremecy

Ever heard of dodgerlynch
Yeah, he is a proper squashed onion

by Felix kjeillburg May 1, 2019

Squashy

A fat person. A chubby person. Somthing chubby. Somthing or someone squishy.
Example: A squishy dog.
How to pronounce: (Scwow-she)

That's a squashy dog.

by qwaack July 12, 2019

Squaglez

a line that is on my cousins left toe that is infected in grape juice with musterd and a hint of rat fur

Whats that SQUAGLEZ on your toe?

OR
What are you doing in my SQUAGLEZ peppa?

by YourMomsPole February 7, 2020