A form of passive aggressive behavior, done usually by a roommate, live in significant other, or family member done mostly in the kitchen but also in other cohabitated spaces such as the living room or bed room. Spite cleaning is done for the sole purpose of instilling guilt into another person and allowing the abuser to be mad or rude to the other person. Cleaning is often done in quick, jerking movements and loudly as possible by slamming things or clanking pots, bowls, and dishes. The spite cleaner will also block and prevent others from helping.
I had to take a dump as soon as I was done eating diner and before I was even done wiping I could here my gf stomping around the kitchen and spite cleaning because I should have done the dishes first instead of avoid crapping my pants.
by Kirco January 25, 2021
Get the Spite Cleaning mug.When someone bases their entire political advocacy off of hating a person or group of people with certain political beliefs; people often engage in spite-based politics because of past personal experiences they've had
Jimmy engaged in spite-based politics when he said his only reason for why I should vote for Trump is because his ex-girlfriend voted for Biden.
by GenericGT September 18, 2021
Get the Spite-based politics mug.A woman who, despite her face, is still very attractive and fair game. Not to be confused with butter faces, these women are still desirable. Where as butter face starts with the positive (hot body) and ends with the negative (her face), d'spiter face is a term that maintains a positive attitude.
Donny: Hey, Rude, check out that pair of tits down the street.
Rudy: Man, take a better look
Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
Rudy: Man, take a better look
Donny: No, bro. You got it all wrong. She's a d'spiter face.
by Baby Carrot December 1, 2009
Get the d'spiter face mug.by Duke shute September 24, 2005
Get the duke shute mug.Spuce ('spüs), n: greasy material surrounding well-formed fecal matter that when deposited in water forms an oil slick.
by mdavison June 1, 2006
Get the spuce mug.To saute, (verb) has various meanings. It can mean to lay the smackdown, wreck house, to strike in the head, to cover your girlfriend in rose pedals while she is eating turkey legs or to just cover her in turkey legs, to butter her up with leftover butter from red lobster. and to give her simple yet effective compliments when she is feeling down.
"Say man, you just stole my crack pipe, i'm about to saute that ass!"
"Man, i got so sauteed last night!"
"Honey, I'm home. Are you ready to get sauteed?"
"You are amazing, Twilight!"
"Man, i got so sauteed last night!"
"Honey, I'm home. Are you ready to get sauteed?"
"You are amazing, Twilight!"
by Weezy Brown, Kings Kate! June 7, 2009
Get the saute mug.1. Represents the highest level of enjoyment due to the effects of a person you just spited.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
2. After the spited person shows an unrivaled amount of humiliation, the spiting person usually erupts in uncontrollable bouts of laughter and/or air humping.
George: You gonna eat the last bacon sandwich?
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
Henry: Well I was thinking of bringing it home for my neighbors dog since they keep him chained up and barely feed him, but take it if you want... just realize that every bite you take out of that sandwich is like taking a bite out of that dog's will to live.
George: *chokes up, starts to cry and shamefully walks out of the room.*
Henry: *SPITEGASM!* ... *starts eating sandwich.*
by ShipsCompany February 11, 2010
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