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Finchley Road Sprint

The act of sprinting across the platform as soon as the doors of your train open in order to get onto the train on the opposite side of the platform before it's doors close. Named after Finchley Road underground station in London, UK, where the Metropolitan and Jubilee lines are on either side of the platform.
Sorry I'm late, had to do a Finchley Road Sprint but I didn't make it to the other side so I had to wait for another one.
by Yogfan December 23, 2016
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design sprint

When trying to solve a software/UX design problem you sit in a room for 5 days with your asshole coworkers and jerk each other off with fake data you’ve collected from coworkers not on the design sprint team. This leads to making product decisions that affect your entire company - but, even if nobody likes what "solutions" you've come up with management dictates you implement some of them because you’d rather have something to show for sitting in a room

all week than admit it was just a huge waste of time and shareholder money.
Joey is always excited to run the design sprints because it means yet another week of him not doing any real work and the entire company finding out he is a sham.
by jjshabadoo November 6, 2017
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Power Sprint

A situation in which the enthusiasm of your excitement must be portrayed through a very fast, precise sprint. Usually ending in the loss of breathe, sweat, blood, etc..
I GOT AN A IN MATH!
Power Sprint?!
GO GO GO!
by bigLITTLEfoot January 22, 2011
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Sprint

Slow moving behemoth of a communications company, whose employees communicate all the time without communicating anything other than "You need to communicate with somebody else, don't ask who else, just don't ask me" or merely "Adding _____ " hoping some form of intelligent life will be found...much like waiting for a monkey to type out a line of Shakespeare on a typewriter.
I hate dealing with Sprint
by augustschutz July 20, 2017
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mumbai sprint

When you have the squits after a large curry and have to sprint to the water closet before you paint your pants
Bryson:dude last night I had a mad one with the lads at the curry house but now I’ve got the Mumbai sprints

Chad:dude what’s that ?
Bryson:i would tell you that dude but I’ve gotta sprint!
by Squit master 404 October 10, 2017
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LJ Sprint

A rapid terrifying explosion of movement towards the nearest functional bathroom in order to prevent a catastrophic spillage of immense fecal matter
Just had to LJ sprint before i made liquid brown in my pants.
by LG Cork September 18, 2021
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The Sprints

Having mud butt/diarrhea and immediately running to the bathroom to relieve yourself of the stomach demons. Another expression for the runs.
I had a 5-buck box from the bell for lunch and it gave me the sprints.
by meechuacon July 21, 2017
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