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Gray Screening

The act of sending multiple text messages to someone without receiving a reply, causing the visible range of the iphone text message (sms) screen to be filled solely with gray message bubbles.

Note: The accumulation of texts causing a "gray screen" can occur over minutes, hours, or days; as long as the consecutive stream or thread of messages (multiple gray message bubbles) is uninterrupted by the recipient sending a reply (green message bubble)
Hudson: You know that girl I met at Dan's Cafe Friday night?
David: Yeah?
Hudson: Well, she totally gray screened me last night.
David: Dude...sounds like a clinger to me.
Hudson: Yeah, stage nine.

or:

This girl has been gray screening the hell out of me!
by DCaugs March 22, 2011
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spreading legend

verb.

used as someone spreads stories about himself, usually based on true events, to gain social leverage.
- "Muriel is spreading legend, all he talks about is banging whores and doing rails."
by Looger May 18, 2005
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Hip Speeding

To get caught by the police having sex in a vehicle.
Dude! Jerry got caught hip speeding in the park.
by Snuffy Smith March 23, 2007
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hips are spreading

phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.
When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.
by helloFreshWhore November 28, 2022
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seeding the garden

Vaginal intercourse. From the novel Their Eyes Were Watching God.
Tea Cake and Janie were seeding the garden.
by NatMcMahan May 28, 2015
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shredding the cat

To shred the cat is slang for masterbation. For example ‘cat’ is the penis and ‘shredding’ is the act of moving ones hand up and down the shaft.
Much like schrodinger‘s cat, it’s an allegory of life.
Marek was is in his room shredding the cat so loud his house mates became concerned.
And his penis became sore.
by Loweena November 1, 2017
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Spreadin' the taco butter

(v) To masterbate
Matt's mother had walked in while he was spreadin' the taco butter
by Indigo7 October 8, 2018
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