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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the biscuit spitters been in?

You look like the Shire folks have been crumbling the bourbons again.
by Dan Das Welt Man September 23, 2020
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Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.
Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!
by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020
mugGet the Biscuit Spittersmug.

Blood Spitter

A personwho enjoys sipping large quantities of fruit punch into their mouths, commonly bloating their cheeks like chipmunks and spitting it out over the heads of passing pedestrians. Then screaming at the top of their lungs “I’m sorry! I had my period!”

A common practice performed by female college students.
That damn Rebecca is a filthy blood spitter!
by Trump’s Dump May 21, 2024
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Turd spitter

"Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!"
by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018
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spitter

someone who spits in a disgusting amount or a disgusting side of space Twitter.
"Johnny is such a spitter"
"I'm part of Spitter and I'm a toxic little bitch"
by sergeeserg July 22, 2022
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spitter-spatter

1. the continuous explosive noise as made by gunfire.
2. the rapid, tapping noise of rain.
We heard the spitter-spatter of both gunfire and rain.
by uttam maharjan November 21, 2010
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