spiraled ham

Identical to the pressed ham (where you press your bare ass against the window for others to enjoy the view), except you take it to the next level by shitting while you are doing it.
I went to give a pressed ham to these assholes that cut us off on the expressway when all of a sudden in turned into a spiraled ham. Thankfully I had some maintenance wipes with me.
by Dubble J November 19, 2011
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anal spiral

When you pull anal beads from ones anus with such vigour and force that the sphincter turns itself inside out in a spiral motion. Leaving behind what looks like a balloon end on an acid trip.
Hey have you seen Andy today?
Yeah he's had to go to hospital after playing with his anal beads with Simon, got a bad case of anal spiral
by Dirty Doctor Johnson July 07, 2015
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Spiral Tide

The periodic gravity that pulls a person back into habits, situations, or relationships they are continually trying to escape. The force of repeating past mistakes, a pattern of continual failure and redemption.
Jim just got out of rehab, but he's hanging out with the same friends, he's stuck in a spiral tide.
by THE jim rankin March 17, 2018
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spiral graphic

A type of graphic that was very popular, highly overused & way too overrated in the 90s, created in Photoshop simply by using Filter > Distort > Twirl, any creator of which deemed him/herself a REAL graphic artist.
The first no-no in my list as an employer back in the 90s was anyone that had a spiral graphic in their goddamn portfolio.
by catfight12 January 08, 2009
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viral spiral

When something funny or odd happens and it gets going on the internet.
The video of the news anchor having a speech problem went on a viral spiral almost immediately after it was aired.
by slomamasita February 17, 2011
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Slut Spiral

A continual series of negative events that includes an exponential decrease in standards for sexual partners, increased consumption of fatty food and a major reduction in social activity.
Kim was once a famous model was known for her long-term relationships. After a 42-day binge of Vodka and dollar store ice cream she lost respect in her social circle and had sexual relations with her mechanic. She felt so bad about this that she spent 12 days eating Corn dogs and drinking Colt 45’s. She then slept with her 87-year-old math professor. This is the beginning of the worst Slut Spiral in history.
by Old Man Matt September 04, 2006
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Spiral Out

The hottest new Tool tribute band in New Jersey
dude! are you going to the Spiral Out show tonight?!
by spiralouttoolband August 11, 2010
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