Phantom Spiker

A male who removes a clean glass from a cupboard, rubs his genitals inside then places it back in the cupboard for an unsuspecting victim to receive a spiked drink

Angela enjoyed her spiked drink while the phantom Spiker looked on

by AKJJJNDND April 28, 2014

Spikero

Somebody, anybody, that acts all mexican or cholo, not in a good way though, in a derogatory way, can be used on anybody, even people that are mexican, but mainly used on non-mexicans. Word originates from the word mayatero, which means somebody acting black, word mainly used by mexicans,

Look at those Mexicans, i know they are Mexican, but look how they are acting all spikero, they are following the mainstream way the government wants mexicans to act. They dont think on their own, like psycho realm, immortal technique, beast1333 ect. because those rappers actually think on their own and don't follow the trend. Many spikeros simply dismiss critics as "haters", but if they did not have that excuse, they would have nothing to back them up.

by illuminatikilla July 24, 2010

spokescunt

1) Who you end up speaking to when you call your brother and he won’t come to the phone.
2) What picks up the phone before the answering machine can get to it.

Your call has been intercepted by the spokescunt. Everyone is home, but nobody with any balls is here to answer your call. You can’t have the money because I am busy spending it. I know what’s best. If you have additional money for me to spend, please press one and the spokescunt will spend your money in the order in which it was received. Thank you for calling. Goodbye.

by genius-girl October 9, 2009

Spike TV

A TV network, formerly known as The National Network, formerly known as the Nashville Network. They changed their focus c. 2001 to become a "guy's" network rather than a country network. Their keystone programming includes Star Trek: The Next Generation, VIP, and various wrestling events. This covers all important guy interests (technology, hot girls, violence). Their acquisition of Exclusive syndication rights to Star Trek TNG was a major ratings boost.

"I want to make the ultimate guy's show. It'll have technology, sex, and violence all in one package."
"What will you call it?"
"Android Kick-Fucking"
"Spike TV will be all over that."

by Dave September 19, 2003

spikeymouse

a person with a very small head indeed, almost microscopic in fact, totally disproportionate to body size.

A pinhead if you will

"Jesus, look at the size of that cunts head, its tiny, hes got a proper fucking spikeymouse"

by All of TTH November 8, 2008

Spikeball bros

A group of athletic guys ( usually lacrosse players ) that lack basic social skills and refuse to participate in social events electing to stay at home with their bros and circle jerk it around a spikeball net. On rare occasions the bros will meet with a priest who pummels their asses until he releases his Holy Spirit all over their khakis

Bro: hey dude are you going to the football game tonight?
Spikeball bros: nah I have to go to mass with my mom and then hang out with two guys and watch some Netflix

by Club122 November 2, 2016

trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.

As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017