Speedy Gonzales

Taking cocaine and tequila.

The engineers wondered what it was called when you take cocaine and tequila. I told them it's a Speedy Gonzales.

by HowIsThisNotAThingYetIts2018 August 03, 2018

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 06, 2017

speedy fingers

Used to define the speed of which A girl will flick her bean

You ever seen Bri use her speedy fingers.

by Vinny Harden March 04, 2019

SPEEDY SAUCE

SPERM, to ejaculate quickly

I dropped a half a jar of speedy sauce this morning.

by chess voodoo April 25, 2016

Speedy Gongazales

When someone nips to the loo and is back in less than a minute.

"12:07: im just popping to the loo!
12:07: im back!

Wow, now that was speedy gongazales!

by Gangster Man Yesh K April 06, 2009

Speedy 'Spinosa

The fastest cross country and track athlete at AHS who runs a mile in less than 5 minutes. He likes to blaze it up.

Oh snap that dude just pulled a Speedy 'Spinosa, did you see how fast he was?

by Blazin' Speed May 14, 2011

speedy blumpkin

A sexual act in which a man receives oral sex whilst on the toilet suffering from diarrhea.

I ate too much sloppy Mexican food for dinner, but my wife helped me through my pain by giving me a great speedy blumpkin.

by Speedyblumpkins27 April 02, 2016