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speckulation 

A classic "Objection, Your Honor!" reason, this term refers to someone's merely theorizing regarding how/why a less-than-pristine condition came to be.
Attorney: Now, Mr. Jones, did you observe that the traffic light was about to turn red?
Witness: Well, I did see the light turn yellow.
Attorney: But you were in a hurry, eh, and that's why you did not bother to notice that the signal's red lens was spattered with mud?
Opposing attorney: Objection --- speckulation.
speckulation by QuacksO December 5, 2021
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specular imaging 

The idea that an image can be comprised solely of shiny points.
Specular imaging tells us that the location of a point with respect to the image-in-its-entirety might be based on the spin-frequency of shine.
specular imaging by flightfacilities February 22, 2022
Someone who watches a spud-related activity.
One of my favorite foods is fried potatoes, but I also enjoy being a spectater as they're being sizzlingly simmered; that gives me almost as much pleasure as I experience from actually eating them after they're all cooked 'n' crispy.
spectater by QuacksO March 18, 2022

specubation 

When you are so bullish on a stock that you have gone all in on, you think that it might go up 10x to 15x in one year
It might be specubation, but it's possible my investment in Tesla could go up 10-15 times next year
specubation by King Kong Godzilla October 27, 2023

Speculitus 

A disease that some humans have that forces them to speculate on various things that most people would refrain from.
That bitcoin trader has a bad case of speculitus as he stays up all night trading and losing money.
Speculitus by Isellcorn June 5, 2025

pro spectate

people at sporting events that are able to participate or want to but only watch,
pro spectate: hey are you racing your car today? no I'm pro spectating,