smacktard

Someone who insists on acting immature, often at the expense of fun of others.

Look at that smacktard over there, blowing up his own team.

by Knite March 20, 2003

smacktard

A person who kills his own team, or generally acts unsociably in an online game.

"That smacktard shot me to get to the plane before me!"

by Shaun W July 11, 2005

smacktard

Someone who behaves like a retard and talks a lot of smack, especially in online games.

Smacktard: I own you nubs
Smacktard killed a teammate
Smacktard killed a teammate
Someone: What a smacktard

by Anonymous September 11, 2003

Smacktard

A person who doesn't play by the social rules in a online game. Originated in the Sandbox mod of Battlefield 2, to describe "retarded" players who "smacked" people with props and did generally douchebaggy things. Akin to the Mingebag of Gmod.

Smacktard - "Lol I pwned your ramp with my Stunting DPV"

*Smacktard places explosive barrel at the bottom of a large ramp that you spent 5 min. building*

*Smacktard loads a huge dildo, crashes the server*

by fermatx April 26, 2009

smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

Spacetard

A person who shows up at an actual newsworthy space related event (ie a space shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.

Did you see the space shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like Spock? What a spacetard.

by HarpersFerryMark December 30, 2009

Spaktard

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

by Bob the killer January 30, 2019