An extraordinary man believed to be hand crafted by the Gods! However.. that was only on October 1st, 2023. Solomon James had fell off exactly the first November 1st.. becoming the biggest thug and drug addict now.. Solomon James used to provide hope for kids around the world but now kids should fear that he isn’t around
Oct 1 <person 1>OH MY GOD IT’S SOLOMON JAMES!!!!!!!!
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
<person 2> I wanna be him when I grow up
<person 1> THATS OUR GOAT!!!!!!!! Proceeds to make goat noises 🐐 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Nov 1<person 1>OH MY GOD SOLOMON IS COMING RUN!!!!!!!!!
<person 2> 😨
by Dag0atg0n3wrong December 18, 2023

by Choi._.TOTO July 23, 2023

Somebody who makes you feel like the most beautiful person in the universe, he will make you fall so deeply in-love you forget who you are, then he'll get mad at you for not knowing who you are and destroy you all over again, Solomon will only ever leave you heart broken and forcing yourself to rebuild yourself while not letting yourself feel because you don't want to care that your alone but you alone.
by Emojem3 March 24, 2023

by super idol man July 25, 2022

That nigga. Aura that could bless generations, fine and nonchalant, a true blessing to this place we call earth. Skies get brighter, birds sing, air smells sweeter, and flowers bloom when he comes around. He’s him.
by Thatgirltoomuch October 2, 2025

A short king that is Jewish.
"He was pretty cute for a Short Solomon."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."
"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
"Just wanna find myself a nice Short Solomon."
"Dave Franco and Jonah Hill are such Short Solomons."
"My mom keeps asking if I've met my Short Solomon yet."
by adventurebeans June 21, 2025

The most loving guy ever. He is definitely funny and will cheer you up in seconds. He is a family man and will do anything to protect them. Loves children and wants 5 of them. It is loyal and caring. Will always be there for you when you need him. If you find a Solomon never let him go he is a catch. Oh but wait, this one is taken!
I love you Solomon.
by SugarBear17 November 22, 2021
