This is someone that is always in extreme danger of getting molested by big, hairy, oily men in their basements. Fortunately his musculature and gay sexuality make him enjoy this experience.
by Milo Calorie January 17, 2024
Someone who is a scourge on USMC basic- parris island; someone universally hated by everyone; someone who's luck never seems to go right; or someone who always self sabotages every good thing in life. Also, someone seldom acknowledged for any type of personal accomplishments.
"Wow, do you remember Michael Solomon? I heard he left because he flirted with other guys!" "What? No, that doesn't sound like something he would do."
by DystopianSymphony July 06, 2023
by Crispy Dividend November 22, 2021
1: Excuse me miss, how would you like to Solomon Obb?
2: No thanks sir, I don't want you to Solomon Obb! But how would you like some ring sting?
2: No thanks sir, I don't want you to Solomon Obb! But how would you like some ring sting?
by Zulu Kokitch July 21, 2009
A Wyse-Solomon is someone who is charming, handsome, brave, intelligent, funny, and someone who is always positive no matter what. They are kind and thoughtful people that love to make new friends and learn new things. They are people everyone wants to be around and will put a smile on everyone’s face
by Edward von Ludwigsburg November 20, 2023
by Finlay Harker May 09, 2022
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