You shit into a condom and freeze it. Once frozen you go to town on yo girls asshole and mouth till it starts to get a bit soft. Then you take it out of the condom and shove it into her pussy until it's nice and warm. Then push on her cervix so it comes out on a ice cream cone, then make her eat it.
"bro your girl isn't looking so hot"
"Yeah man, it's probably because I gave her the Alaskan pipeline double dip soft serve last night"
by Bigrig69420 July 08, 2017
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Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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Soft-Served

The act of placing ones mouth around a males anus opening thereafter perform a reach around to clasp the erect penis (yogurt handle) pull down releasing the diarrhea (yogurt) from the anus.

Also known as TCBY (The Countries Best Yogurt)
*prep time:12-14 hours
Toppings aren’t required but highly recommended!

When one man puts his mouth around another mans asshole and reaches around clasping the boner or yogurt handle pushing down to release the diarrhea or yogurt right into your mouth.
I love when my boyfriend gives me his soft-served in the morning!
by 👊🏼👈🏼🙀 April 12, 2021
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Soft Serve

When you are serving model face but not fully serving. Kinda like a coincidental or accidental serve. One that looks effortless.
That girl is giving soft serve like why she look so sexy.
by gurgurgur January 08, 2025
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Soft Serve

(Sex act) Mimicking a self serve icecream machine. A male sits on his partners face. The partner maneuvers thier mouth to the male's anus and then pulls down on his penis. The male then proceeds to defecate into his partners mouth.
I asked Jenn if she wanted to try soft serve, in front of her parents, last night. They thought we were talking about going out for icecream. They were so wrong!
by Nidorak March 07, 2018
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Super Soft Serve

The poop that comes out fast and soft after the "hard hat" tip of the turd passes through the rectum.
Wow! That came out some super soft serve. Good thing there was a hard hat on it!
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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