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beer snorkel

Put a bendy-straw into a beer bottle leaving the bent part out. Then chug the beer using the straw as a "snorkel". Similar to a bottle bong but uses a standard bendy-straw.
Blake... that beer snorkel f*cked me up.
by misterree April 27, 2008
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Dorkel Snorkel

During the act of fellatio, the recipient strategically times the climax in which he ejaculates in order to benefit himself at the expense of the giver . At the exact moment of ejaculation, the man aggressively plugs the sucker's nose, forcing a desperate gasp of air. Subsequently, the giver is anointed with an inhale of love mayonnaise, and the recipient is awarded with a final forceful suck to eliminate any splurge around the edges.
She was using her hand more than her mouth so I gave her a dorkel snorkel.
by Dr. O'Brien November 3, 2006
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Giff snorkel

An elderly gentleman, grey of hair, who likes to float on his back in a pool with an errection which stands above the waterline.
Holy crap. I just saw my next door neighbour in the pool with a giff snorkel. It was pretty small.
by Great snot 87 May 8, 2016
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Trouser Snorkeled

To give or receive oral sex on a man
by Thomas broadway January 1, 2010
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meat snorkel

The act of blowing air up a girls vagina then breathing it back in.
Yeah I meat snorkeled Liz Shaw last night, kept me going for 10 minutes.
by m1rag3 July 18, 2010
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Seattle Snorkeler

Take one end of a snorkel and put it in the girls pussy. Take the other end and cum in it and blow into it.
Sp33dy- Wanna Seattle Snorkeler
Random Girl- WTF IS THAT
by tom sawww August 11, 2012
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Beef Snorkel

When a someone is salad tossing a guy while he lies on his back and his erection is standing straight up so as to appear to be a breathing tube for the submerged asseater.
While on Kyle's bachelor party, we saw a picture of a girl giving a nasty beef snorkel. Without it she surely would have drowned.
by Ass Eater 10 July 1, 2008
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