smurfing

engaging in sexual activities or flirting with people younger than you.

what did you do this weekend?
i went smurfing with tp villain at that place where the 19 year olds drink with tpvillain

smurfing by tpvillain February 17, 2025

Smurfing

When you cut of circulation to your shaft so it turns blue but you use magic to keep the tip red like a Smurf hat

Edwin was smurfing it in his room and almost lost his dick.

Smurfing by DroneAndUAS2025 February 18, 2025

smurfing

When a player of a higher level demotes themselves/creates a new account to play less skilled opponents.

"Dude I think this guy is smurfing, he's just too good. He's ruining the game."

smurfing by yafn September 8, 2025

Smurfing

(v.) To paint oneself deep blue to appear as a Smurf, typically done in layers: Paint, blue food coloring, blue hair dye, and blue popsicles smeared all over the skin until it creates a nice paste that will stick and stain the skin.

"Alex was smurfing last night."

Smurfing by Duck of the Luck October 22, 2025

smurfing a chick

*to Smurf a chick

When a group of 50 or more males have their way with one female.

this comes from the children's show "The Smurfs ", which shows a fully populated village thriving with only one female. DO THE MATH!!

-Dudes, we are about to smurf this chick!
-Yes we are!

- Wow we are really smurfing a chick

smurfing a chick by yourboyjudge eloy March 16, 2015

smurfing a turd 

dropping a deuce, popping a squat, dropping the kids off at the pool, making a deposit at the first porcelain bank. you get the point

Dude, quit beating on the door, I'm smurfing a turd!

-or-

Papa Smurf: "We'll stop smurfing turds in your lake..."
Leader of the Snorks: "And we'll allow you to take pictures of our women."
Papa Smurf: "... for masturbation."
Leader of the Snorks: "Yes, for masturbation."

smurfing a turd by MdnghtPhnx August 3, 2010

Smurfing Party 

A smurfing Party is when the Main aim is to Hit each other Around the face with your Penis as much as possible.

Hey Rom Do you Want to Come to my "Smurfing Party" this weekend?

Sure Thing I Like A Good Penis round the face.

Smurfing Party by Gingeeeer November 10, 2010