Smotheling

When you’re sitting on the toilet and there isn’t any toilet paper left, so you use your shirt.

Someone: “dude i just had to smothel-“
Other guy: “ew smotheling is disgusting”
Someone: “there wasn’t any toilet paper”

by Ah sh- October 25, 2020

sfathering treatment

Excessively-attentive behavior, but from one or more male individuals who are treating you in a "caring dad" manner. Opposite of "smothering" --- i.e., overly-close/coddling treatment from one or more "fussing and fluttering" humans of da female persuasion.

During Indiana Jones's growing-up years, Henry Sr. was always trying to make up for Junior's deceased mom's not being there to help nurture and care for him, and so Henry Sr. did his best to provide Indy with "sfathering treatment"; unfortunately --- in his valiant attempts to not subject Little Man to "smothering" --- he went too far in da other direction, and thus da flowering-into-adulthood Indy felt largely ignored and unloved on a personal level.

by QuacksO April 22, 2021

Smithing

The gradual process of lynching each and every member of the Smiths because (in particular Morrissey).

'Yo Lydia, you down for some Smithing this weekend?'

by hydra247 August 6, 2021

Smithing

The coordinated and systematic lynching of all members of the popular band 'The Smiths', in particular, lead singer and frontman Morrissey (who is critically acclaimed for being a creepy wanker and rape apologist).

"Hey Lydia! I heard Morrissey defended Kevin Spacey and Harvey Weinstein on their rape allegations, down for some Smithing this weekend?"

by hydra247 August 7, 2021

smithing

Pop-it Ashley Smith :o :) :D

“🐸🐱:o”
“Shes’ smithing”

by hammybelly February 9, 2022

shittering

when your organs are shivering and jittering at the same time

My organs are shittering right now!

by KronaSkye February 22, 2022

swathering

Hot and swarmy, sweaty and slimy, possibly swinging a big male part around at you as he wipes the sweat from his brow somewhat menacingly.

She entered the hot motel room and was met by an older man, past his prime, in boxers and a stained tank top. Sweat beaded his forehead and glistened on his dirty mustache. His swathering appearance startled her, as she expected a much younger and handsome man based on his dating profile picture.

by leleopard September 9, 2022