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Smiley News

Only the best News paper of all time that includes cool stores, fun things todo, fun facts and news paper stuff! It's also overly filled with smiles. This news is written Jen and Ivy 2 people... And we have so much fun doing it. The news is written for an age group of 5th grade- 8th grade and for anyone who wants to lighten their day. As we a listed younger age group some of are storied may not appeal to them or even any age group. To try and fix issue we have a comment box so we can try to apple to everyone. Read Smiley News!
Woah man, why are you reading that book when you can read Smiley News!
by sMILEY nEWS j October 20, 2017
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smiley trashbag

A short funny calcium man. preferably refereed to sans the skeleton, a huge meme in culture of humanity
Haha did you see that smiley trashbag while playing undertale?
by anonymous January 12, 2021
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Smiley Face

Burning flesh with a hot Bic lighter such that the resultant scarring looks much like a classic "Smiley Face ™ " Even with the modern "Child Safe" Bic... It still works!!! Sore though...
I've just burnt a "Smiley Face ™" into my forearm!!!! You're too old for that bitches!!!
Ow!
Self torture
Cutting
Masochism
Wow that hurts!!!
by youdbesoluckytoknowme December 16, 2010
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smiley dog

when you tuck your penis inside your ballsack
damn i gave myself a smiley dog and it looks just like peter
by Jordan tap dancing christ January 11, 2008
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zipper smiley

Meaning to keep quiet, especially after a question has been asked that might reveal intimate information.
How was last night with the hottie?

Answer: Zipper smiley.
by Bigidyo October 21, 2013
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backward smiley

An emoticon intended to be viewed by tilting one's head to the right (as opposed to left for the originals.

As originated by chucks.
The three original backward smileys:
( :
) :
( ;
by chucks86 September 20, 2009
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Sexy Smiley

Someone who is both sexy and puts a smile on your face. Commonly used to describe that special someone close to your heart.
My Sexy Smiley always makes me happy
by The Horny Beast July 3, 2009
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