Smelly chode

A grotesque, misformed and unrecognisable penis damaged by chronic masterbation.

It's disturbing shape and colour is only eclipsed by its horrendous, unrelenting and offensive smell.

God sake Nick! Fucking put your smelly chode away. There are children around.

by Clive doheartson October 2, 2016

Smelly Panties

; Thee most shameful of them ALL! Legs to the sky, perching up the most prominent & most likely the matriarch of all the camels toes, & an exquisite pristine example of Whooty also is on display 24/7/365! Often seen making facial expressions akin to those of your local roundhead, as well as booger mining with great determination! Typical habitat is Toe deep in a dumpster rummaging like a 3 nutted squirrel in heat! Attn: Beware! Extremely fertile!

Weird Bald midget pallet guy: Damn would I like to bury a Nanner in my ass & really go to town on that tall drink of water Smelly Panties!
Dumber, Balder guy from up the street: Heyyyy that’s my beatbag dude, get your own. & wtf is a nanner?

by Vendetta Fist November 9, 2021

Smelly Puffer

A Puffer that smells so bad that intercourse cannot continue.

My girlfriend let out a really smelly puffer last night which caused me to lose my erection. It was gross and a total turn-off.

by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Smelly Stella

She is very smelly. She hasnt washed her pussy is eight years.

Damn, whats that smell? Smelly Stella just came in the room.

by Stopreadingthis213 April 16, 2020

smelly banana

When your dicks smell is so dank that people a square mile can smell. Also when your legs open people may pass out due to the musk of your dick.

Bro that guy has such a “smelly Banana”

by Silliam November 5, 2018

Smelly town

One of the worst insults mankind has ever experienced… worst than the term “ur mom”

Bobby the cool kid: Loser you suck!
Small Jim: are you from smelly town? Cause you smell.

Bobby died of depression and a heatstroke after being roasted so hard.

by A Fucking Trump Hater October 12, 2021

the smelly josh

the act of shitting on your playstation controller after raging on fortnite

"aww man i gotta clean my controller after i pulled the smelly josh last night"

by gay jew hater July 19, 2020