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utah smasher

When you're banging a Mormon girl and you're going at it so hard she cracks her skull open on the headboard/wall at the end of the bed and you proceed to fuck it.
1. "Dude, I need your help hiding a body."
2. "What happened?"
1. "I did a Utah smasher."
2. "Bet, I gotchu fam."
by Utah_Smasher May 6, 2018
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Snatch smasher

An unusually large penis.
I slept with a guy last night. He was a total snatch smasher.
by Oodygoodle May 24, 2016
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Ass Smasher

One who spanks and beat down tight asshole

Beats bubble ass

Makes ass tap out
He's a Ass Smasher.
by Buttbusta October 17, 2019
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Crap Smasher

A person who smashes (fucks) some crap, usually in someone else's ass.
Look at that crap smasher over there. He's nothing but a crap smasher.
by Crap Smasher June 8, 2018
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melon smasher

When a girl shoves a melon up her vagina clenches until it smashes and she can shoot ton he seeds out her anus
i melon smashed last night and aimed at my dartboard for points

melon smasher
by dfiojdsgiosdghiodhgoidshddh September 4, 2014
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Throat smasher

A migit with 3 legs who has sex with large stuffed animals for pleasure and also worships the polley pocket as it's god. That eat grass and zebra cakes with olive oil and a dash of horseradish. They sleep in tubs of mayonaisse and maple syrup.
That darn throat smasher clan
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Town Smasher

A phrase originated in the British city of Plymouth, meaning a large gang or mandem of youths who vape, blast grime music out of Bluetooth speakers and by other means cause disturbance to members of the general public. Similar to a chav.
1. "Ay Tom, the town smashers are over

there."
2. "Yeah, Ciaran is definitely a Town

Smasher."
by Big Chav 69 November 4, 2018
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