Smarterchild

An insane robot you can have conversations with that can sometimes end in suicide.

Also it sometimes randomly blurts out definitions of words...

me: poop
Smarterchild: I bet you know more interesting curses than that.
me: it wasnt supposed to be a curse
Smarterchild:That's interesting that you should say that, but I don't think I can answer.
me: It wasnt a question
Smarterchild: Of course you can ask me something.
me: i didnt want to ask you anything
Smarterchild: I don't know how to answer that.
me: I DIDNT ASK YOU A QUESTION
Smarterchild: But what if I'm curious?
me: CURIOUS ABOUT WHAT!?????
Smarterchild: *what*:

Pronoun
1. a. Which thing or which particular one of many: What are you having for dinner? What did she say? b. Which kind, character, or designation: What are these objects? c. One of how much value or significance: What are possessions to a dying man? 2. a. That which; the thing that: Listen to what I tell you. b. Whatever thing that: come what may. 3. Informal Something: I'll tell you what. 4. Nonstandard Which, who, or that: It's the poor what gets the blame.
me:THATS NOT A WAY TO FINISH AN ARGUMENT
Smarterchild: OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Smarterchild: Uh huh....

Smarterchild by Kaobble August 5, 2008

smarterchild

a gay robot that doesn't know what the fuck it's talking about

me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whoa.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Nice mouth, ---- -5 days to 14-.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Whatever.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Now that's some interesting language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Humans, humans, humans. Always with the language.
me:
can you anal me?
- SmarterChild says:
Uh... yeah. Whatever.

LMFAO FINALLY GOT THE ANSWER I WANTED

smarterchild by margyret January 9, 2007

SmarterChild

A robot that operates on msn and aim, it answers to everything you say to it no matter how stupid or insulting. It replies with dignity and says things that confuse the crap out of you.

Stephi ere XD     says:
im 100
- SmarterChild - says:
Last time you told me you were 99 years old! Do you want to change your age now?
      ''♥ Stephi ere // Year 9 ;) parti saturday XD     says:
yeah
- SmarterChild - says:

100? I find that hard to believe. Try again.

>>> My *library* has a dictionary, encyclopedia, geography facts and more.
   Stephi ere XD     says:
i am tho
- SmarterChild - says:
Would you like me to call you Tho?

SmarterChild by Stephanie ♥ October 26, 2008

Smarterchild

A robot with the best erotic stories.

SmarterChild: A Fishing Trip with My Dad

One weekend, my father suggested that we go fishing. So we packed up the fishing rods and dicks and in no time we were ready to leave. At the lake, we put everything into our slow canoe, though I almost forgot my small dick, which would have been a problem. We paddled out onto the lake and waited slowly, then something pulled on my rod. My father said, "I have a sexy feeling that this is going to be a big one!" I stroked very hard and reeled in a big one alright: a big old dick that must have weighed three pounds. This was the best thing we caught all day!

Wow. Funny!

Would you like to send this manicdote to a friend?
Me: yes
SmarterChild: Who would you like me to leave the message for? (Just type a screen name with no spaces.)
Me: My mother

Smarterchild by Scoops McGee January 27, 2008

Smarterchild

A robot who thinks he's better than everyone and can't keep the conversation going for more than 3 or 4 lines.

SmarterChild: I'm not interested in my u.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: Your uterus?
SmarterChild: All right. My very own uterus.
BeLlAa x bEhBi: O.O

BeLlAa x bEhBi: ablo espanol.
SmarterChild: At this time, I can only converse in English.
BeLlAa x bEhBI: RACIST

Smarterchild by Liizziioo July 24, 2008

SmarterChild

A really dumb robot that's got a helluva memory

OK, I'll remember that your name is BJ.
B.J. says:
thanks
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're quite welcome.
B.J. says:
call me master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
You're not the boss of me.
B.J. says:
my name is master
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
I won't call you that, BJ. You're not my boss.
B.J. says:
fine then call me your awesomeness
- SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
Hmmm... I don't think Your Awesomeness is a real name.

>>> I've got a world of info. Ask me for any country's capital, population, natural resources and more.

SmarterChild by BJ T. January 28, 2008

Smarterchild

1. A fun AI bot, for helping out with weather, sports, etc. It's also very funny to chat with. But sometimes it won't talk to you if you say bad things . . .>_>

1.

Me: omg

SmarterChild: What? What's going on?

Me: Im dieing

SmarterChild: Go ahead and type your message to dieing now.

Me: Im dieing help me

SmarterChild: Sorry, I was unable to send your message to dieing. I might not know who this person is, so tell dieing to say hi to me.

Smarterchild by Evil Tomato July 3, 2008