smelling cookies

A way to say that someone looks like they are a homoxexual without saying it out loud. Because gay guys often have a look on their face like they are smelling cookies. It is from a Dane Cook standup comedy joke.

That guy over by the bar is so smelling cookies.

by lusciousdragon February 3, 2010

Chronic Stalling Disease

an unfortunate illness affecting people who cannot seem to move in a timely fashion. Somene who has trouble keeping plans or being on time on a regular (ie chronic) basis. Generally unaware of their condition those affected may go on for years making people around them wait endlessly. no cure known..

person 1: "man we've been waiting for AN HOUR ?!?!I thought we told him 8 oclock?"
person 2: " i know but its not a surprise he has chronic stalling disease, we could be waiting forever"

by tctk91811 September 3, 2011

smelling the muffins

Making out.

Coined 2007 at Duke.

"Hey, Sue? We're smelling the muffins. We like smelling the muffins," Paul said, his arm wrapped around Paulette as they strolled into the kitchen. "Could you... eh... leave?"

by Jenny W October 15, 2007

Snalling

When one falls or slips in snow.

Person 1: What took you so long to meet me? I've been standing here in the snow for yonks!

Person 2: Sorry mate, I was snalling everywhere.

by vladmir1992 January 6, 2010

smelling your pussy

Similar to feeling yourself. When a woman is overly confident about her looks at shows it by acting like a model and or bourgeois hoe

Girl: dayum I look so good today * spind around in the mirror *

Guy: stop smelling your pussy!!

by BourgeoisHoe September 4, 2016

Stalling Around

A person/thing of which is slow and lagging; wasting time, whilst located or situated on every side.

Acting childlike, being Immature and playful with a sprinkle of naivety.

( A punny play on words )

She's/He's always stalling around that one.

by Ashley-Daniel Mackle March 17, 2019

stallingborough

Not sure why it exists, could be a village, could be a town, could just be a forgotten civilisation somewhere in between immingham and grimsby.
Every man who lives there is either a farmer or a son of a rich man. similarly to Habrough single milfs rome free.
The children there have no access to electricity and instead play with sticks
Thats about it really

You can't got to Stallingborough! You'll most certainly be grazing on grass by next week!

by LincolnshireRater June 19, 2019