smutching

Eating Loudly

Hey Gwenda shut the fuck up. I can here you smutching from across the room!

by cop_ths June 11, 2017

Slurzing

Shorthand for eating ass

Don’t wanna catch you slurzing one that belongs to the streets

by Wyspussyhole May 14, 2020

Pole Searching

Similar to soul searching, except a young male does so with his penis. Involves having sexual intercourse with many, many different and interesting women with the goal of young man discovering his likes and dislikes concerning the opposite sex.

After ten long, audacious years of pole searching, Joe finally concluded that he found overweight, middle-aged women the most enjoyable company.

by furloaf December 19, 2011

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017

Are you dumb for searching this?

Yes. Yes you are

You: I'm gonna search "Are you dumb for searching this?" on urban dictionary because I'm so random xD
friend: You're retarded. I'm sorry, but I have to put you down

by I_have_29_eggs May 13, 2019

slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.

I could really use a slurping boob right about now.

by ineedachris February 15, 2010

Sauching

The action form of the word 'Sauch', it can also mean anything the user wants. Usually it means something along the lines of 'owning'.

Yo man I'm gonna be sauching some noobs all night.

Hey bro you wanna go sauching tonight?

Dude, he was just sauching everyone yesterday, you should've seen him.

SAUCHIN'!

by The Sauch Master 4000 June 25, 2009