Plumb sucker

A plumb sucker is a short adult female with doe eyes and a pouting, gagging, deportment. Addicted to endless plumb sucking, these human receptacles can be identified by their remote gaze, endless lip licking and upper body rocking motions. Occasionally, they can be found sitting alone in British public parks, fingering their gashes whilst groaning like hamsters in season. In medieval times, before 1997, social records show that the average 18 year old plumb sucker could strip suck the skin off more than 12 firm hoods an hour. That is before the national speed limit was lowered to 8, a decade later.

Oh the joy of a pert young plumb sucker. Oh, how the plumbs are sucked and the juice flows. Moisture, pleasure, and my firm purple headed mountain. Cascading, exploding, flowing - just like a vat of melting ice cream up a nun's clunge on national dogging night.

by Anarcho-Capitalist March 11, 2010

Stoned Slackers

Viewing Audience of The Daily Show, according to Bill O'Reily. Studies have shown that contrary to O'Reily's position, viewers of The Daily Show are obscenely better informed and more well educated than viewers of O'Reily's show on Fox News. Rather than being evidence that marijuana is good for you, this is merely evidence that Fox News is for idiot freepers, and that a "fake news" comedy show is more educational than The O'Reily Factor.

Even a bunch of stoned slackers are smarter than the people who watch Fox News, so Bill O'Reily should just shut-up.

by Ian December 7, 2004

butt sucker

someone who smokes, and not to preserve salmon. someone who actually inhales smoke on purpose to get a drug from the smoke, such as nicotine. a loser, a stinky butt-sucking loser.

dude, if you are a butt sucker, then you are just a stinky butt sucking loser. don't be such a loser.

by chuckybubbles August 12, 2011

mother fucking cock sucker

1- A cock sucking man or woman who fucks a mother of some kind.
2- a name used by people who are mad at some other mother fucking cock sucker.

You are a mother fucking cock sucker. Why did you fuck my mother?

by shithole May 12, 2003

slacker

A slacker is someone who while being intelligent, doesn't really feel like doing anything. A good example would be someone who gets Bs and As, while doing absolutely nothing other than playing video games on occasion.

Being a typical slacker, Yuri didn't feel like doing his english report. Fuck it. Not doing it would only bring him down 3 points. Besides I'm playing video games.

by KJLYuri April 10, 2005

slacker

Someone capable of doing work, but is too lazy to do it correctly; Work-a-phobic

Dave from the 2001 movie "Slackers"

by Courtney: Queen of Slackers June 21, 2005

Slacker Nerd

One who has great intellectual potential and often has many odd traits or skills, but avoids and/or forgets work

Teacher: "This kid is so smart, he has so many bright ideas. I wish he would do his homework and stop being such a Slacker Nerd."

by SlackerNerd October 21, 2010