sloth

Stone Cold Steve Austin

Stone Cold Steve Austin looks like Sloth from The Goonies

by Luigi February 8, 2005

sloth

The slowest animal ever, it moves so slow that mold grows in its fur. They only go to the bathroom once a month because of low energy and they listen to ac/dc. They are hunted by the harpy eagle. They are about the size of a small dog, they either have 2 toes on each hand or 3. They come in many different colors from grey to a blondish color. they hang upside down in rainforest trees. To defend themselfs they use their sharp claws(toes). Sloths have very different facial features, a light color in the middle and the eyes are outlined in a dark color with a dark nose.

Okay so i made up the ac/dc part but sloths still rock. Save the rainforest, save sloths!

by Jearcy January 22, 2005

Sloth

Someone as ugly or retarded as the character 'Sloth' from "The Goonies."

G - Did he just lick that doorknob?
B - Yeah, my little brother is a straight up sloth!

by GandB May 17, 2009

Sloth

A rather large not-to-well-known species of humans who are slightly slower than most. They lack what is commonly known as fubbiness (fubby). (If i had a gal i would dedicate this to her!!)

Hey that kid is 3.602 miles behind us.He's a sloth!!

by Noot(er) October 7, 2004

sloth

A slow moving, yet well endowed male. See hung like a horse.

Did you see Mark Wahlberg in "Boogie Nights?" He's a goddamn sloth!

by Sloth November 13, 2002

Sloth

A mischevious creature featured in the movie "The Goonies". He is deformed and likes chocolate. His friend is Chunk.

"Man, I have nightmares about Sloth coming to get me."

by Pr0ph3t March 28, 2003

Sloth

To be very lazy and fat and not want to do anything.

Ethan is such a sloth he never wants to do anything.

by pizza tits December 9, 2008