slippery simone

A person who is a schemer and scammer.

Joe pulled a slippery simone and stole my cigarettes

by MoneyMan2009 March 09, 2009

slippery beanie

When two schlongs touch at the tip (head) and one of the members slides their uncircumcised skin over the other tip (head).

" I caught Aaron and Gary doing a slippery beanie in the shower yesterday morning."

by Babyguts January 31, 2014

Slippery Ogre

A sex move you pool on a fat chick, usually about 400-500 lb.

Dude I pulled a slippery ogre on that fat girl from the gas station last night. But she was so heavy I hurt my back.

by Dalergohst July 25, 2015

Slippery Plate

When a dumbass drops something and, instead of admitting they were at fault, claims that the plate was slippery and that is why their food is now on the floor.

It's not my fault that i dropped the funnel cake, they put it on one of them slippery plates.

by krustmachine December 20, 2010

Slippery Chicken

Occurs when having sex with a female and your penis "accidentally" slips out of her vagina and pokes her in the asshole, she then screams "BAAAAWK!!!" and proceeds to run around the room waving her arms while you chase her around like Rocky chased the chicken in the movie.

Last night I met this chick at the bar, I took her home and did the Slippery Chicken, boy could she run fast...

by Roccoman24 July 19, 2011

slippery nipple

Drink served in a shot glass

Ingredients:
1 oz Bailey's irish cream
1 oz Sambuca

Mixing instructions:
pour sambuca into shot glass float Bailies on top enjoy

Anyone fancy a slippery nipple??

by .A.J. March 03, 2007

Slippery Snail

(n.) the female version of the tea bag that results in a trail of vaginal mucous reminiscent of a snail slime trail.

Scraddy can't tea bag because he has no balls. Instead his girl gave him a slippery snail.

by Chiapete August 22, 2007