Someone who tells you a story involving people you've never met and fails to introduce the characters in the story.
"...And Tony said that Mary said..." Wait who the hell are Tony and Mary? You're a story slacker.
by bagitbabe August 16, 2008
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Someone that flirts with co-workers instead of doing their assigned task.
She is a Slutty Slacker today!
by Cat VonD March 24, 2010
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college kid who doesn't get a lot of sleep, wakes up late when he does sleep, and never does any work.
Steve, your a super slacker. Go play hide and go fuck yourself.
by Rob T. R. September 5, 2007
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A person who can slack off on multiple things at once. Not to be confused with a multi-tasking slacker.
Multi-tasking Slacker: I'm watching T.V., playing an MMORPG, eating cheetos, and talking to my friends on the phone instead of doing my English assignment.

Multi-Slacker: I have an English assignment due tomorrow that I haven't started, my laundry's piling up in the bathroom, and the electric company is threatening to cut the power because I haven't mailed the bill for last month.
by Fuze Defines April 24, 2007
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When someone who is perceived to be attractive gets away with doing little or no work at the office because of her appearance. See also Slacker Ken.
I've been requesting forms from Slacker Barbie, but she's too busy doing nothing to respond.
by stagename October 7, 2011
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Driving into a parking lot to discover the spot directly ahead of you is available. Parking in a spot that doesn't require any effort, like turning the steering wheel. Sometimes it doesn't even require brakes (when there's a wall in front and your car is a beater). Also known as "no-effort-parking."
"Dude, slacker park this bitch right in front of us," or "Sweet, slacker parking is available."
by Spiv May 9, 2006
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a group of friends who aren't afriad to be losers wink wink*
by mris April 6, 2005
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