skim

fermented dick cheese, served in Berlin Steakhouse

"Dude, I got so much skim."
"Bruh, I'm skimming the fuck out."
"Why you skimpt me like that?"

by David Lynch Junior September 14, 2020

Skim Beeble

When you do something too soon. Based on the fictional satire character Skim Beeble, who is based off of Vin Diesels character in the fast and the furious movies. When Brian hit the nitrous, Dom says, "too soon".

He hit the nitrous early, so as I flew past him I simply said, "you skim beebled that one!"

This chick was so hot, she made me cum skim beeble!

by Mike Roedich January 31, 2024

Skim

To quickly go through a medium in an cursory manner without really experiencing it whether it be a book, a song, or a webpage.

When Mr. Jones assigned Animal Farm last week, instead of actually reading it I decided to skim through it during lunch before the test.

by D. Y. Vetz September 28, 2020

Cunt Skimming

When a girl wears a skirt that is so short you can see her vagina

Wow, that dress is cunt skimming

by fatsaladclub08 March 4, 2014

Pond Skimming

A time honored tradition at every ski mountain. There is a “pond” in the snow at the end of the slope surrounded by a crowd when people dressed in costumes try to cross the pond on skiis or snowboards. Most people fail and eat shit. And all the drunk people yell and cheer. Overall a great way to end the season.

He bill you going to the pond skimming event this year? He’ll yeah! I’m in it!

by TommyS. November 25, 2018

Skim Beeble

To do something too soon.

I was hoping I would get another date with that girl, but my friends said I skim beebled it when I called her the next day.

I was hungry before bed because I skim beebled my dinner.

by Mike Roedich February 5, 2024

Salerno skim

When you read something so fast and carelessly that you have no clue what the point is.

Did you actually comprehend my feedback? Or did you just Salerno Skim it?

by SaltandWinegar January 4, 2024