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skid

verb, to have casual sex, to fuck (may be used with preposition on, as "skid on") (usually has derogatory connotation; not the way you'd refer to sex with someone you cared about)

noun, a person inclined to casual sex, a slut (male or female) (someone who is really successful may be called a skidmaster)
Go away, man, I'm skidding in here!

So, did you skid on that Sarah bitch the other night?

That Kassie is such a wild skid!
by FarmBoy December 28, 2005
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skid

To leave with great haste, thus leaving metaphoric tire marks.
I gotta skid outta here - or - I'm skiddin' out.
by Zendaddy April 26, 2006
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skid

v. Improve, add meaning to, make worthwhile.

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We got to skid this team if we are going to see the playoffs this year.

Word.
by gnostic 1 June 14, 2013
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[Skid]

dirty crack whore slut who is infected with STD's and is crazy
Oh look Betty theres that Skid Carol giving a blow job
by poonface123 October 4, 2008
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skids

Cool people that are the nicest people who you will ever meet, you just have to give them a chance!!
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by mujk November 29, 2003
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Skids

A person who when farts smells like they shit their pants, yet never claims it was their fart. If you do this action you may just find anti-skid signs in the bathroom.
Person 1:(farts)
Person 2:(smells shit) Do you smell that?It smells like shit!Did you just shit your pants?
Person 1:Nope, i don't smell anything.
Person 1:SKIDS!
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Skids

Someone who normally doesn't wipe and lets the back of there underwear do the cleaning rustling is a a skid mark on there pants.

Other reasons for not wiping could be :
Busy (they might have a demanding job at Next)
Lazy

No Paper
Couldn't find a towel

They were framed
Me - man how did you leave the bathroom so quick

Skids - I don't wipe

Me - bet you've got some skid marks on your pants
by Thomasakaskids May 14, 2019
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