skeet rag

Rag that you use to catch your skeet at the end of masturbating. Can be an old towel, t-shirt, or something disposable like paper towels. Skeet rags need to be thrown out after a certain amount of uses, otherwise they get too hard and become really gross.

My brother's skeet rag has been used so many times, it's as stiff as a piece of wood. He needs to throw that damn thing out.

skeet rag by Devveyovich August 9, 2009

Sheetshock

Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.

One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.

Guy-Ahh! My god that was bad sheetshock...Damn I need a drink but I can't move.

Sheetshock by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

skeetch dick

The swelling or inflammation of the tip of the penis. A unique std that comes from the skeetchestn Indian reserve near Kamloops bc generally carried by barrel racers and 6.0 owners.

OMG last night was phenomenal but I think she she gave me skeetch dick my penis hurts.

skeetch dick by Anonymouspimp123 June 24, 2023

shotgun skeet 

noun • an action occuring through an eccentric orgasm in which the eruption of the ejaculate was so powerful that it killed the individual into whom it was shot, mimicking a shotgun spray

Jack: Yo, I let out a shotgun skeet and killed my girlfriend Emilia last night while we were bangin’. It’s not like it mattered she was just a woman.

Jason: Oh shit, that’s not good. How’d you hide the body?

Jack: I just tossed it out my window lol. Who gives a fuck?

Jason: Yea true.

shotgun skeet by jellypuddinginmyanus42069 August 5, 2018

Skeet slap 

Based on the term "skeet", which is defined as the act of ejaculating on a partner after sex. Skeet slapping is the act of slapping a sheet, piece of clothing, or other absorbent material down on the skin that has been skeeted upon. The semen then acts as an adhesive, holding the material to the skin and leaving even bolder evidence of one's conquest.

"Man, she said she wouldn't swallow, so I busted a nut on her forehead and skeet-slapped her with my sock."

Skeet slap by Danny Seven October 24, 2004

Uncle Skeeter 

An Uncle Skeeter is one who skeets while at someone else's house. Looked down upon as strange by many people, but most "Uncle Skeeter"s just enjoy masturbating in a place away from home, it brings more pleasure for them.

-Damn, I just found out that Sasman jerked-off at my house yesterday

-Dude, I knew he's an Uncle Skeeter!!!

Uncle Skeeter by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

Skeet Shields 

Large lense sunglasses worn by females that are quite effective in blocking jizz or a stray load to the eyes.

Paris Hilton's skeet shields prevented her from getting skeet skeet in her eyes.

Skeet Shields by NoleRalph October 25, 2008