simply piano

The fucking worst sin of man that my tired eyes have ever had the suffering of bearing witness too, with there constant belittling of other piano teaching platforms, attempts at ANY sort of humour but leads to actual cringe infested wastelands, that stupid fucking attempt of being edgy but lack any balls to say anything truly gruesome and if I see that stupid fucking four eyed bastard I’m going to shove a piano key so far up his ass that he can play Beethoven with his own beating heart.

“Simply Piano is the best teaching app for complete piano Beginners!”

“Gary shut the fuck up this is why Sarah doesn’t love you anymore”

by The Glock in his Rari March 19, 2023

Simply Galaxy Girl

Simply Galaxy Girl: An annoying girl who bullies everyone for their song preferences, and blocks people and pretends she didn't so she can gaslight them. She sucks charcoal.

Simply Galaxy Girl is so annoying

by anonymous March 20, 2023

i'm simply not there

this is a refrence to american psycho its discribing how hes dead inside.

- i'm simply not there.
- jeez how dead inside are you?

by sticked_chair_man May 5, 2022

simply ema

A girl who tries much too hard, but sounds amazing doing it.

You'll hate her personality and how two-faced she is.

Also, her on-again off-again relationship with Christopher Major is obnoxious, due to his obvious lack of intelligence.

Have you heard that song 'Take Me Away?' Yeah, it's great. But Simply Ema is awful.

by Amberrexia March 4, 2008

simply

First name of the lead singer of Simply Red

That fellow Simply can certainly carry a tune.

by Ninesh September 15, 2003

Simply Irresistible

How can it be permissible
She compromise my principle, yeah yeah
That kind of love is mythical
She's anything but typical
She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
Her loving is so powerful, huh
It's simply unavoidable
The trend irreversible
The woman is invincible
She's a natural law, and she leaves me in awe
She deserves the applause, I surrender because
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
She's unavoidable, I'm backed against the wall
She gives me feelings like I never felt before
I'm breaking promises, she's breaking every law
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
Her methodes are inscrutable
The proof is irrefutable, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
She's so completely kissable, huh
Our lives are indivisible, yeah yeah
She's a craze you'd endorse, she's a powerful force
You're obliged to conform when there's no other course
She used to look good to me, but now I find her
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)

Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there' no other way to go)
Simply irresistible
(She's so fine, there's no tellin' where the money went)
Simply irresistible
(She's all mine, there's no other way to go)
Simply irresistible

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker June 23, 2021

simply siena

The best youtuber ever! She's amazing at making music videos and is so thirsty for the D

I had an amazing time with simply Siena last night!! she really knows how to quench my thirst!

by hi ilikeeggs February 6, 2014