smoving

The art of sitting and moving at the same time.

You're smoving on that swing.

by mego(: January 30, 2012

shaving the dog

Doing something that seems like a good idea, but in reality is a bad decision.

Ben spent 3 weeks shaving the dog and now we are puppy fucked.

by mhansen November 17, 2017

showing point

It's not quite touching cloth so it's not considered shiting your pants it's just a turtle head poking so technically you have not shit your pants quite yet.

Kerrie: Hey Mike hurry up I need to use the bathroom, I'm showing point.

Mike: So what you're telling me is you shit your pants. Why should I rush out of the bathroom if you already shit your pants?

Kerrie: No you dumbass I'm showing point which means I did not shit my pants , so get out of the bathroom before I shit my pants.

by Wickedshocka August 5, 2018

Showing Puss

Showing puss can be described as going all in. Whether it is you actually flashing vag or just a full send with the boys either way you're showing puss.

Doug: "Hey Cody, did you slam that gymnast last night and the waitress?"
Cody: "Fuck yeah eh!"
Doug: "You were definitely showing puss last night!"
Cody: "And so were they!"

by Lsizzle October 31, 2018

Shoingay

A flaming homosexual.

SHOINGAY *shoingay hands*

by kmp6973 May 9, 2019

Shaving the Knob

Using teeth during a blowjob

Last night she was shaving the knob so bad I got razor burn

by PeteyGotshaved August 4, 2019

Bear Shaving

The efforts we go to to deal with the symptoms of a problem rather than the root cause of the problem.

You have an eating disorder and as a solution you have a gastric band fitted. This is Bear Shaving. The real solution is to get to the root cause of the eating disorder and deal with it.

Global warming is causing the bears to overheat. Solution Shave the bears.

by black cat bastard August 3, 2009