Strawberry shortcake

Giving a woman a cream pie while her period

“I gave Stacy a strawberry shortcake last night”

by UrMom_69420 December 10, 2024

Strawbery shortcake

1. When the female is on her period and the male ejaculates inside of her and then the female eats it off his penis

You ever heard of a strawbery shortcake?

by Bigben20 June 13, 2025

The Strawberry Shortcake

The Strawberry Shortcake is when a man puts whipped cream on the tip of his penis and his partner sticks a strawberry up their rectum. then the person with whipped cream on their cock jams the whipped cream topped dick inside their partners asshole pushing the strawberry up their ass and back into their stomach leaving them constipated.

Man, me and Requis did the Strawberry Shortcake last night and now I’m constipated as fuck.

by FroZticShadow July 24, 2022

russian strawberry shortcake

When a man ejaculates into a woman's period blood and she then consumes said "beverage"

"Gave my woman the Russian Strawberry Shortcake"

by IdiotBoii September 1, 2023

The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.

Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09

by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009

softcake

frail, weak, get punked pushed around. jus a soft nigga a pussy. afraid

shut your bitch ass up before i punch you in the mouth softcake.

by Garland Henderson September 5, 2009

shortscale

to shortscale - To devote one's time heroically to the promotion of the TPOR and generation of roffles.

I've nothing to do at work, i'll shortscale

by deadonkey November 22, 2007