shmooshmag

n- a worse version of a douchebag while still having a slight coolness about them

Damn man, you're such a shmooshmag

by Jon phone June 21, 2008

shmooshmite

Means basically anything.

Used to desribe the feelings associated with smoking a drug commonly referred to as water.
Slang, originated in Syracuse, NY by Troy Mims who's tragic death brought a lot of aspirations for change in the area.

Q: What you doin tonight?
A: Shmooshmite!!!

by K. Weezy May 13, 2009

Shooshting

1 - when all hell breaks loose or the shit hits the fan
2 - when people start shooting

"now the shooshting shtartsh"
(goldmember)

by belmurru May 26, 2003

boogle-smoosh

when you go for a piss, and don't shake enough

oh shit, i just boogle-smooshed all over my trousers

by thehappygimp April 2, 2008

levi smoosh

when someone hugs you so close and seductively that their genitals push up against you through your jeans

Steven totally just Levi Smooshed Noam

by uberjewber May 2, 2011

Smooshi

A loved one or term of endearment.

Christopher Ryan is my Smooshi! or He is my Smooshi.

by SurfBabe900 August 18, 2009

schmoosh

to smash, crush or compress

a car accident you schmooshed your car

by al spector May 28, 2007