420 shuffle

When a pot head hurriedly and frantically hustles to either roll a marijuana cigarette or pack a pipe with weed and light it before the clock reaches 4:20.

Holy shit it's almost 4:19 and I'm not even ready to blaze up yet. Damn I better do the 420 shuffle or I'll miss the 4:20 national light up time!

by JoeyBomm April 19, 2020

Knee Shuffler

When two people grab a moment of sexual passion up against a wall or kitchen unit and you get the quick shuffling of knees....trembling with passion.

Hi babe, fancy a quick knee shuffler before the kids get home?

by WookieCookie77 July 18, 2020

Leaky Clam Shuffle

When you cum in your girl and she has to squeeze her legs together and shuffle to the bathroom quickly so she won't leak everywhere.

My roommate just had sex and I saw her run out of her room doing the Leaky Clam Shuffle to the bathroom.

by Zemanator June 17, 2016

5 Knuckle Shuffle

to perform the act of masturbation ie a wank

after watching 'zoey 101', mike went into the bathroom for a quick 5 knuckle shuffle

by big bobs basterd beans December 28, 2005

skyrim shuffle

The national dance of Skyrim

Learning the Skyrim shuffle:
1. Take a step back
2. Now to the right
3. To the right
4. And to the left

5. To the left
6. Now twirl honey
7. Twirl

8. Twirl honey
9. Twirl

by bob todd October 20, 2015

Greyhound Shuffle

When you receive a Blowjob from your cousin and don't feel too bad about it!

Chris got a greyhound shuffle last weekend!

Niamh k gives greyhound shuffles!

by Bolixy boo June 8, 2014

Shmuffin

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009