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Shiver Shits

A large movement of the bowels so intense that it causes the individual to shake with euphoria.
"Dude I had the best shiver shits last tonight. It felt like Tinkerbell stuck her wand up my ass."
by stlnastyfuzz November 23, 2009
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shitvers

The quivers that start when you have a really huge shit on deck, and you've been holding it in for way too long. Shitvers usually result in explosive diarrhea and/or soiled britches.
1. When I got the shitvers at the beginning of the date, I knew it wasn't going to end well.

2. Karen: "Did you just get the chills?"
Bill: "No, that was the shitvers. There were no empty port-o-johns at the concert and I had to hold it. We need to stop at a gas station, fast, or I'm going to unload in your passenger seat..."
by Turtle Toot March 29, 2010
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Shavers Gurn

The instinctive facial reaction when recieving a 'facial' from your loved one.
Like an African child soldier experiencing the recoil of an AK47 for the first time the good lady wife instinctively pulled the 'Shavers Gurn' bang on the money shot as I delivered the patented skin nourishing cream to her baby soft chops following a relaxing felatio.
by furball69 March 25, 2010
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Shiver-stone

When you are too cold to move. Frozen in place like a stone, but shivering cold.
I could hardly sleep last night, it was so cold I turned into a shiver-stone.
by Knight who says ni November 26, 2015
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shivery timber

The rare occurrence when chills run down a males body and rest onto his fully erect penis. The resulting sensation is that of the penis pleasuring itself.
Damn. I just had one hell of a shivery timber. I need to change now.
by The real Joe October 4, 2016
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Shiverless

A cunt who doesn't shiver because he is a tough cunt
"that man is shiverless", "what a cunt"
by cuntpuncher101 January 8, 2015
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Shiloh shiver stick

The act of taking a large dump, freezing it, and using it to perform intercourse on your partner.
My ex-girlfriend was a real freak and wanted me to give her a Shiloh shiver stick.
by Mbattle May 15, 2008
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