SHITUATED

Getting shituated: The process of spreading your asscheeks so that you don't have to wipe.

I got shituated in preparation for my big one.

by glarglefargle November 19, 2016

Shituation

A shitty situation

person 1: I almost got shot!
person 2: Yeah that was a shituation

by oooooooooooooooooooooooooodle May 12, 2018

Shituation

Literally means exactly that,

a shitty situation is a 'shituation'.

You're welcome.

Ted found himself in a Shituation when his girlfriend caught him cheating.

Julie was in quite the Shituation when she came home to an overflowing catlitter box.

by caiteye December 19, 2020

Shituation

A really bad situation that looks to only get worse

"Have you heard the latest about Holly?"
'Nah. What now?'
"She's got herself knocked up after that orgy and has no idea who's it is - wouldn't want to be in her shituation"

by jimsweirdnakedindianfriend November 29, 2009

Shituation

A pretty shit situation.

Customer: I don't have enough money with me to buy this
Cashier: That's a shituation

by WernerHU March 30, 2019

Shituation

The Worst Possible Situation that could happen

When He Lied About His Homework He Noticed He Was In A Shituation Where He Had To Make It All Up

by ExplodingGold September 7, 2014

Shituation

A shitty situation.

The COVID pandemic was a real shituation.

by HildaSimp January 21, 2025