Shitstamp

when you have wiped your ass so many times and have such ring of fire that you literally can only take a wad of toilet paper and stamp it on your ass in hopes of wiping excess crap

after eating a wicked meal of extra spicy indian food and having the runs i was eventually forced to shitstamp myself

by Vince Barnes March 11, 2008

ShitCandy

The correct name for Skullcandy headphones, because really, they're fucking awful.

Thirteen year old girl 1: "I need new headphones, I lost my old ones."

Thirteen year old girl 2: "get skullcandies, they come in the koolest kolours!!!!"

Person of moderate intelligence: "Don't touch anything made by ShitCandy, they're goddamn awful, and they look as bad as they sound."

by an audiophile June 10, 2012

shitstain whore

A whore that's so dirty, there's shit stains in her underwear.

Imane: Hey, Amanda did you hear about what Lauren did at that party?
Amanda: OMG i know! she's such a SHITSTAIN WHORE!

by Dafne November 12, 2007

shitstack

a pile of shit

Kirby worked up an appetite at the gym so he when he finished he slammed down a shitstack, even eating the curnels of corn. yummmmmm...

by robbbie is funny August 29, 2003

shitstink

1. the odor of shit. shitstink can be mostly found in toilets although is often generated through farting. especially after curry. shitstink is only truly a bad sign when gaping is involved

the shitstink in here could kill goldfish

by vojtart April 27, 2006

shitstainian

someone who acts like a shitstain, but is refered to as a group of shitstain acting people.

Stop acting like a shitstainian you fucktard

by shokashiro May 15, 2006

Shitstack

A shit large enough for two.

I just pooped a shitstack so high, it's coming out of the bowl.

by daviddeath June 21, 2014