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Professional shitposter

A social media account which posts pictures or memes with no context or meaning
I've got 200 followers, I guess I'm a professional shitposter now, just like @nuggetofdoom who is the creator of the term professional shitposter and you should definitely follow them.
by Follow@nuggetofdoom June 29, 2019
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shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.
"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"
by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005
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Shitastical

Something so horrible yet awe inspiring that you both hate it and thought it was the best thing you had ever seen
So I just saw a Movie I had been waiting forever to be released and it was...so Shitastical!
by robbdeman June 26, 2012
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shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.
Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....
by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013
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Shitgasem

That was the best and worst sex I have "EVER" had, I came so hard but it was a Shitgasem...
by Mokeyfrog September 18, 2014
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Shitcase

A word use to describe a(n) object / person, if it's being stupid or dumb. Synonym - Stupid
Brad: Broooo your shitcase wifi making my game lag
Jason: thats because we dont have wifi... you're using the neighbours.
by daphne1221 February 16, 2017
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Shitbuster

The bathroom version of a ghostbuster. Shitbusters flush any toilet that still has shit in the bowl. Shitbusters that flush leftover urine in toilets and urinals are called pissbusters.
I just saw a shitbuster flush all the toilets in the public bathroom at my local McDonald's.
by Tako#2739 June 17, 2021
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