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shitstorm

When pressure is building up from all the shit contained in your ass that a storm is about to be unleashed. Possibly explosive diarrhea.
Young boy -"Hay el venir del shitstorm."
Sarah Connor -"What did he say?"
Old man -"He says there is a shitstorm coming."

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Strap on your seatbelt and get your goggles on. I can feel there's a shitstorm coming...
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Shitstory

Alternative name for "History."

Pronounced like History, except with an "Sh" added.

Basically, a Shitstory is a person's individual past or present past, that has been anything but decent.

A person that has a Shitstory, had an extremely rough and tumble childhood. They were either abused, molested, raped, had serious familial problems or the likes. Even those that had a difficult time growing up, due to the typicality of youth, can even have a Shitstory.

Shitstory doesn't just denote childhood. It also encompasses adulthood as well.
Dr. Tanner: "Come now Clareece. Tell me about yourself. Tell me about your family history."

Clareece: "You mean my family Shitstory?"
by Ms. Lacuna August 5, 2009
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Shitstorm

Noun. Refers to a drink, invented by two Montreal university students named Pog and Kevin. It is composed of genever and plum nectar, roughly in equal proportions, thus blending the potent laxative power of the former with the anesthesic properties of the strong alcohol. The name also refers to the "shitstorm effect", frequently experienced by careless users.
Variants using other types of alcohol include:
-Russian Shitstorm (Vodka)
-Carribean Shitstorm (Brown Rhum)
Man, I had way too many shitstorms last night!
by KeV and PO July 20, 2008
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shitstorm
When a large flock of birds, flying overhead, all simultaneously release their bowels, spilling their shit all over you in a rain-like pattern.
Guy 1: Oh my god! Those bird just shit all over us!
Guy 2: Yes, it was a real shitstorm, I'll tell you!
Guy 1: Good thing I had my umbrella. The shit fell like rain.
Guy 2: Lucky you.
by Chiisu The Echihog June 11, 2006
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A phenomenon that commonly occurs when Dragonball Z fanboys engage in a debate pertaining to the strength of anime/manga characters.
-Fanboy: "omg goku pwnZ pre-crisis supeS while taking a shit omg lolz goku has limitless strength became GOD in GT he can rip the omnimultimegaverse with a fart"

-Dude A : "Faggot"

-Dude B : "shitstorm incoming"
by kmrdr January 15, 2014
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Shitstorm

A. Dude, did you see the President's last tweet about the NFL? Or the one calling Kim Jong-un "short and fat"?

B. Yeah, it's a complete shitstorm.
by Toblucz February 13, 2018
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1) storm full of shit
2) to describe something as messy or convoluted
1) LOOK AT THAT SHITSTORM!!!
2) Your room is a shitstorm.
by Orediku June 7, 2018
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