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Get the The fuck did you say to me you little shit!? mug.A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"
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Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.
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Person 1, presumably a girl: It's been forever since we talked! You look so different now, but in a good way.
Person 2, presumably a guy: Yeah it has been, and you look really gorgeous now.
Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)
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Person 1: Boyyyyy, miss me with that straight shit
(Both laugh)
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Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face
Also, you could tap someone on the shoulder and say this before slinging shit in their face
Paul tapped her on the shoulder, seeing the giant wave behind her. "Excuse me, but shit" he said, pointing to the wave
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