shit a dick

verb: to freak the fuck out; to be excited/pissed/incredibly something.

dude i fucking shit a dick yesterday when i saw how massive her tits were.

i'm about to shit a dick if this bitch keeps talking to me.

by emily&janna May 9, 2010

Dick Shit

when you see something so amazing or eat something so delicious that you almost defacate out of your penis

Nick Swardson: I almost took a shit, out of my dick! (dick shit)

by seriously hoo farted September 4, 2010

dick shit

some one who is incredibly stupid

Jon: hey Jimbo, your a dick shit.
Jimbo:Duuurrr whats dick shit?
Jon:*Facepalms* wow you really are a dick shit for being too dumb to know what a dick shit is.

by Kathera Lockharte January 13, 2008

dumb dick shit

Purposely preforming a task that is negligible to equipment, morale or that generally makes things worse for everyone else. The task can be utterly ridiculous or obscenely absurd.

Co-worker 1; what happened to the new chainsaw? It barely runs and is as sharp as a bowling ball.

Co-worker 2; Cody had it yesterday, probably burying it into the ground or doing some other dumb dick shit with it.

by KingCoffee April 27, 2019

jackrabbit dick shit

jackrabbit dick shit is usally a term you would call a friend when he does some dumb ass shit right after you told him what to do or gave his dumb ass directions.

-Brandon Anderson

Nigga i just told you the storm was coming now look at you jackrabbit dick shit your dead.

by @polodowndon September 24, 2020

burnt dick shit

When you fuck a chick in the ass without lube so fast that your dick gets burnt.

Damn bro that bitch gave me burnt dick shit bro fuck that shit man fuck

by Jonshoeshack March 26, 2023

dick-shit

An insult.

Extra great because not only is it insulting but the thought of doing one is extremely painful.

Yeah, well done you dick-shit.

by Lukeye September 25, 2006