Leroy was soaking his painful hemorrhoids in a sitz bath last night when he tried to squeeze a fart and shat himself and ended up sitting in a shitz bath.
by Eaton Holgoode August 7, 2018
Get the Shitz Bath mug.The act of giving a handjob to the person in the passenger seat while driving a car. Thus creating the act of dick shifting.
Joey: Aw dude Tina gave me the perfect dick shift last week. She didn't even crash the car!
Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!
Maxx: Lucky, I've only gotten to second base with my girl!
by whocouldibethatisgivingthedef June 24, 2011
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Get the Paddle Shifters mug.When a driver (Usually A Glen) shifts down a gear without rev-matching causing the car to move in a jerking motion.
by TheGlenMachine June 15, 2020
Get the Glen Shift mug.On a night out shifting (making out with) another person and then moving along to find another potential tounge-dancing dancer
Man 1: Oi Spegsy, did you stick with that blonde bird last night? She was quality kipper!
Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.
Man 2: Nah mate, left her pretty quickly, out on the shift and drift, you know.
by Dpeirl May 2, 2011
Get the Shift and drift mug.A humorous thing to stick at the end of a long list of exclamation marks, mixed in with 1's. n00bs often put lots of exclamation marks at the end of their statement. Sometimes they let go of the shift key partway through, ending up with "!!!111!!" instead of "!!!!!!!!". So people started making fun of that by actually typing out "SHIFTONE".
by Mark Pettit October 26, 2005
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