shemon

so inteligent hes not einstein no he's zweistein

ooo my god you just found out that E=mc2
you are a shemon.

by xxxGeronimoxxx June 18, 2017

Shemosabe

A very trusted and loyal female friend (to a guy or girl) ... in the spirit of Kimosabe, The Lone Ranger's faithful friend, Tonto.

Wake the fuck up, Shemosabe, and get your fucked up ass over here. You need to help me smoke up some of this killa loud I just got and let me tell you about the fucking ridiculous stupid shit that this crazy ass bitch I been fucking just said to me - I'm swear she makes your most extreme level of "crazy bitch" ( meant in the most affectionate way, and with all due respect, of course) seem like a valium vacation!

by Mr Serendipity July 28, 2017

sheymonya

Sheymonya refers to the countless times you are speechless

You are such a sheymonya girl.

by aolvchris September 13, 2017

shermona

Head bitch in charge
No one like her (different)

Shermona is a leader not a follow
Bipolar ,smart,sum what nice,unique
Crazy and beautiful

Shermona is different and can never be replaced

by Pyt thing July 7, 2018

smegmom

A Mother who performs oral sex on an uncut penis oozing smegma, then later has breath that smells like the unclean penis.

Dude, Corey’s mother is such a smegmom ... after school her breath smelled like Jose’s cheesy dick.

by LittleRoman December 28, 2018

shegloo

essentially a girl version of an Eskimo brother, she lets them all come in.. literally

yo you fucked her too, she a shegloo

by thatonegirltherenager February 3, 2019

shemgod

someone who doesnt display it, but are a pretty interesting good personality esq person

that girl emma, shes a real shemgod

by mrclean0101 June 30, 2019