Cock shed

It's a crap your version than a hen house and it's for Roosters instead of the chicken

Hey guys have you seen the fox hanging around the cock shed?

by Ivanlary July 7, 2021

batch shed

A place where you smoke and keep all your smoke&drug related accessories EXCLUSIVELY. Most commonly located in someone's backyard.

I only smoke weed in my batch shed, nowhere else.

Yo are we reaching the batch shed to smoke?

I keep my grinder, bong, and all my weed at the batch shed.

Do I have any weed in the batch shed?

by Honey Sprouse October 20, 2022

The Purple Shed Phenomenon

An event that happened in the town of Denton, Texas, in the year of 1886. All black people from Denton disappeared without a trace.

Friend: "Hey, what happened to black people in Denton, Texas in 1886?"
Me: "The Purple Shed Phenomenon..."

by KING EGGO February 11, 2021

Schedule Stalking

Schedule stalking typically occurs in the workplace with hourly employees. It involves

1. Immediately checking as soon as the schedule goes up to see if a certain person is working the same shifts as you, often someone of romantic interest.

2. Scanning the entire list of employees to find out who is working with you on a given day.

3. Actually writing down any of this information so you can plan for it (looking good on a certain day, et cetera).

Person 1: "Hey, what are you doing here? I didn't think you were working today."
Person 2: "I'm filling in for Debbie, she called out."
Person 1: "Oh, I see."
Person 2: "Why, have you been schedule stalking me?"

by NeaSyz September 30, 2009

seductionist

someone who seduces other people.

me: i totally seduced this twenty year old the other night
friend: no way! you're only sixteen!
me: i know, i'm such a seductionist

by oLi135790264 August 1, 2010

shed baby

Shed Baby A person who says or does something that is so stupid that you would think they were born and raised in a shed.

A girl is in a restaurant eating and says to the waitress, damn where do yall get yo chickens from. Thats the best damn chicken i ever bit on....
Thats a shed baby!!!!
Can I have a half a pound of the Black Forest Ham. which black forest did the ham come from?
Thats a Shed Baby!!!!

by thumper roho January 19, 2011

dick shed

the fat that hangs over the belt line protecting the dick from falling beer.

"look at the dick shed on your father. i'll bet he cant see his pecker without bending over."

by chris sterling March 10, 2008